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Hamilton dropped. My wife has been rapping the Cabinet Battles to the dog. The dog is currently hiding in the tub.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer03/23/2007 02:19Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@PowerRanger_Red12/02/2012 20:23It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli03/29/2007 10:52That still only counts as one laugh!

@Floppy_Fanatic01/02/2013 20:07Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Firewire_Fan08/13/2010 14:11Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Total_Recall_Fan04/02/2014 11:06Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/25/1998 02:47Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Noob_Slayer_X04/26/2014 02:51Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.