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1996 Archive: The Discman

 Walking together while trying to keep the portable CD player perfectly level so the music doesn’t skip.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser07/31/2008 18:30A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Melrose_Place_Fan01/04/2008 23:26Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Zoolander_Derek01/10/2006 21:52What is this? A joke for ants?
@Incredibles_Dash03/27/1997 16:48That was super fast and super funny!
@Frame_Set_Wizard06/27/2009 09:52I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Slow_Clap_Guy07/22/1998 20:36...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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