1996 Archive: The Diet

“Stop eating anything that tastes good,” the doctor said. “That’ll be $100 for the consultation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@Msdos_Commander07/11/2015 19:32C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/15/2000 19:43Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Dorm_Room_Hero04/18/2007 01:28My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@USB_Pioneer02/27/2008 07:32Plug and Play laughter!

@MTV_Unplugged02/18/2003 22:33Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Speed_Racer_Go12/30/2009 22:31Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@E_T_Phone_Home07/21/2007 02:12E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Bad_Luck_Brian10/24/2013 02:49Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.