1996 Classic: The Diagnosis

I told the doctor I feel like a deck of cards. He said, “I’ll deal with you later.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/27/1996 20:14Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Sid_Meier_Fan08/13/2012 01:15Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Broadband_Newbie12/01/2003 20:26Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Space_Jam_Lola05/30/2004 00:54Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Charlie_Unicorn11/07/2009 18:57We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!