Why George Clooney? For proving that even the world’s most handsome man looks awkward when he’s running in flip-flops through Hawaii while dealing with a family crisis.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Letting this joke through the port.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.