1999 Legacy: The Deep Blue Sea Logic

LL Cool J is a chef fighting super-intelligent sharks. 1999 was a wild time for scriptwriters.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid07/06/2000 21:08Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Spice_Girl_Posh12/13/2005 21:15Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Magic_SchoolBus09/27/2005 03:12Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Animorphs_X11/14/2012 08:20I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Hansel_So_Hot04/21/2009 17:40That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Under_Const_Gif10/05/2015 00:29This site is never finished... with humor!