2020 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/23/2003 17:09At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/21/2007 02:56My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules05/31/2002 17:50Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Marla_Singer_Fan05/26/1999 21:12A joke for the end of the world.

@Wild_Thornberry05/28/1999 05:14Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Illidan_Blind12/29/2011 23:56I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/18/2009 05:05Laughing at the security of my own ribs!