1997 is the year we had to choose which way we wanted to be melted by lava while eating popcorn.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.