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1997 Classic: The “Dante’s Peak” vs “Volcano”

 1997 is the year we had to choose which way we wanted to be melted by lava while eating popcorn.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander10/19/2014 23:39C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Quake_Fragger04/26/1995 09:48M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Skate_Or_Die_9907/28/1998 00:35Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Clueless_Dionne11/25/1995 01:58Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Korn_Follower06/30/2002 04:43Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@CatDog_Alone07/05/2010 02:21One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/03/2001 12:01You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Numa_Numa_Guy01/02/2003 18:56Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Ancient_Aliens_G04/08/1997 19:43I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Me_Gusta_Face10/16/2014 22:40Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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