This song has been playing in every grocery store on Earth since July. I’m currently doing the “monkey dance” while picking out apples.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.