Why did the dad wear a tie to the dinner table? Because he wanted to be “tied” to his family.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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