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2003 Classic: The Daddy Day Care

 “I’m a modern father!” “Sitting on the couch while the kids draw on the dog isn’t ‘day care’, Dave.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready06/14/2012 10:03If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Matrix_Rebel12/01/2001 23:43I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Floppy_Fanatic05/16/1999 16:34Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Offspring_Guy12/27/1999 03:56The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Ferris_Bueller04/18/1996 16:13Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/11/2015 02:16Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Dale_Doback_Fan06/29/2015 06:38Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Tuenti_Specialist01/19/2007 05:33A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Facepalm_Master02/02/2002 21:35I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Shut_Up_Money05/26/2010 22:07Shut up and take my laughter!

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