2016 Archive: The Dab

A guy sneezes into his elbow and keeps his arm up. The bartender says, “Bless you, or nice dance move. I can’t tell anymore.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@Clueless_Dionne05/27/1998 15:12Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/19/2000 18:28I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/22/2005 08:50Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Offspring_Guy03/02/1998 14:35The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/13/2001 14:03Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Frag_Master_9912/16/1995 16:47Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Hacktivist_Fan10/16/2010 08:51Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Safari_Surfer12/24/2013 21:20A wild laugh appeared!