Why did the dad try to pay for a hot dog with a picture of a digital rock? He heard “hard assets” were the way to go.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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