2000 Classic: The Craft Beer Rise

A guy asks for a beer that “doesn’t have a commercial with a talking animal.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

@Discman_Skipper10/17/1999 03:06Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Hotmail_Checker04/21/2006 05:36Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril09/22/2015 05:29He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@RoboCop_9011/25/1995 10:47Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Goosebumps_Kid05/10/2010 19:21Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Goonies_Never_D11/15/2006 17:56Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Slashdot_Effect10/01/2002 08:19We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Tablet_User_1001/11/2011 07:12Tapping my way to a good mood.