A woman orders a Cosmo and says, “I’m looking for my Mr. Big.” The bartender says, “The guy in the bathrobe at the end of the bar? That’s Mr. Big…ly Drunk.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!