2001 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan

A woman orders a Cosmo and asks if it’s “too 1999.” The bartender says, “Style is timeless, but your bangs are very 2001.”

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@CyberSteve06/14/2008 05:44Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Full_House_Lover09/23/2012 01:58You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@SouthPark_Stan05/19/2005 14:19Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Buffy_Summers_9704/12/2012 02:04Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Courage_Dog08/26/1998 02:23The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Under_Const_Gif12/20/2000 07:49This site is never finished... with humor!

@Challenge_Acc02/28/2001 18:03Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!