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1999 Classic: The Cookies

 Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody04/23/1997 14:10There is a joke in my boot!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/17/2003 08:14That still only counts as one laugh!
@Iron_Man_Tony01/13/2011 13:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@StoneCold_31612/05/2004 21:01And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Thundercats_Ho07/08/2010 23:51Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Rick_Roller_0706/17/2005 14:59Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Bad_Luck_Brian08/23/2014 07:52Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

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