Why did the dad stand in a cold shower for 10 minutes in 2014? He said he was preparing for the ultimate “Ice Bucket Challenge.”
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The human guide to online humor.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.