Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
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P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.