Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “over-roasted” by the AI grill.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.