Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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They were acting odd.read more »
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Because he Neverlands.read more »
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I want it that way... the funny way!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!