Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
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Dad: No...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Classic. Simply classic.
Saving the best laugh for last!