Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The farce is strong with this one!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
The stars are aligned for this joke.