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1995 Legacy: The Coffee

 I like it black. She likes it with so much cream and sugar it’s basically a melted milkshake.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Cyber_Traveler03/06/1996 05:04Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Dial_Up_King04/01/2000 08:11Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Breakfast_Club_B02/05/1997 18:22Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/25/2009 07:34I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@I_See_What_You10/22/2002 06:57I see what you did there. Clever!

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