2009 Archive: The Coaster

A guy tries to use it as a touchpad.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Geocities_Neighbor09/08/2015 23:54Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@SimCity_Mayor03/31/2015 04:30Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/25/2007 05:29Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Emule_Donkey06/24/2004 04:19Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/30/2006 21:11Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Beavis_Cornholio04/23/2011 17:28I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Weird_Science_G08/06/1998 10:42We created a monster... of a joke!

@Marquee_Text_Fan03/18/2002 15:00<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/22/2010 17:51M’lady... this joke is superb.