A guy uses it to calculate how much he lost today.
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
This site is very exciting!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
This is the future of humor!
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