2001 Archive: The Coaster

A guy uses his coaster to balance his uneven table. The bartender says, “That’s a $0.05 solution to a $50 problem.”

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/18/2010 08:18This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/03/2001 01:41My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Firewall_Wizard06/21/2005 09:36Letting this joke through the port.

@Trainspotting_Rent03/28/2012 23:34Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Green_Day_Fan03/19/2004 23:54Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@StrongBad_Mail12/23/2007 18:11I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Happy_Tree_Fans04/07/1999 22:02So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Viewer_Number_101/22/2007 08:50First! And it’s funny!