2016 Vintage: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Twitter followers.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/04/1995 21:31One joke to rule them all!

@Donny_V_ShutUp11/22/2011 23:23Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Second_Life_Avy01/31/2007 13:15In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Spawn_Camper_J12/06/2003 07:55I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Protoss_Pylon02/02/2005 09:31You must construct additional laughs!

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