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2014 Legacy: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Smart Home Hub.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X02/16/1996 04:26Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Ebay_Sniper03/10/2000 05:51Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Keyboard_Warrior02/27/2015 17:58F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Double_Rainbow_G12/07/2003 15:35What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Podcast_Listener11/24/1997 17:37I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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