Adam Sandler has a remote that can skip through life. I’d use it to skip every Tuesday afternoon until 2010.
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?