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2024 Vintage: The Choice

 “Should we trust the AI to plan our vacation?” “It suggested a 14-hour layover in a city that doesn’t exist.” “So… just like your normal planning?”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Choice
 "Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
 I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
 My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
 I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
 I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
 My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
 It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus01/04/2012 23:20Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Trinity_Matrix08/11/1995 15:23Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax12/30/2011 19:28I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Jackass_Johnny07/09/2003 15:06Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Dale_Doback_Fan03/01/1998 07:06Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Animated_Mail_G03/03/2002 04:48The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Metacrawler_X12/19/2011 11:36Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Digg_Submitter_0501/28/2004 11:43Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/25/2008 04:44Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Rage_Comic_Fan03/04/2012 11:25FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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