“Should we get the iPhone 7?” “It doesn’t have a headphone jack.” “How will I listen to my music?” “Through the air, Greg. It’s 2016.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
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The Argument Winner
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62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
The Hearing Aid
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2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
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“Some people ask the secret of...
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2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
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68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
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67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.