2014 Classic: The Choice

“Should we get a 4K TV?” “Is it better than 1080p?” “It’s four times the resolution.” “Will it make the news less depressing?” “No.” “Then no.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings04/07/2002 05:43One joke to rule them all!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter06/09/2008 01:10The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Oracle_Says11/20/2013 09:06I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro02/03/1996 20:50Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Salt_Bae_Original02/06/2002 02:09Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Bernie_Mittens10/11/2004 15:07I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@LiveJournal_Deep06/28/2012 18:24Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.