“What should we do tonight?” “Let’s browse the Netflix envelopes that came in the mail.”
Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
There is a joke in my boot!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Problem? No, just laughs!