“My AI assistant sounds like Scarlett Johansson!” “Great. Does she also remind you to take out the trash? Because I’m tired of doing it.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Q: What did the fish say...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I should make a game about this joke.
I see what you did there. Clever!
First! And it’s funny!