“I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA!” “No, Dave, you have a slight caffeine addiction and a mortgage. You’re not winning, you’re just loud.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!