1998 Classic: The Chardonnay

A woman orders a Chardonnay. The bartender says, “Glass or a carafe? It’s been a long year for everyone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/29/1996 12:56Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Flash_Player_Fan08/06/2001 15:51Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Napster_Leech07/12/2011 06:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@DVD_Rom_King09/03/1996 06:26More capacity for humor on this site!

@Neo_The_One11/22/2013 01:14I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Llamas_With_Hats11/09/2012 13:06Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!