They have pockets inside the pockets now. He lost his wallet for three days inside his own trousers.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
You must construct additional laughs!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I should make a game about this joke.
Deal with it. This is gold.