2007 Vintage: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPhone has no buttons!

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@Lara_Croft_9610/29/1995 09:46Found a real treasure with this one.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/06/2010 18:29Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Linux_Distro_User12/27/2006 10:47Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Big_Snatch_Boris09/18/1996 22:20Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/31/2003 14:04Silently laughing in the snow.

@Liger_Owner_X10/19/2011 11:04It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Champ_Kind_Wham04/20/2014 18:50WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Marquee_Text_Fan07/31/2002 05:06<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Captain_Obvious05/16/2012 20:23This is a comment on a funny joke.