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2019 Archive: The Captain Marvel

 I told her she’s my hero. She said, “Higher, further, faster… go get the groceries.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
 My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue06/04/2009 21:23Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Flash_Player_Fan09/12/2015 23:08Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Coffee_Addict11/25/2013 20:24404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Rugrats_Tommy10/27/2011 00:09A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@He_Man_Power12/30/2009 15:40I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

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