2021 Classic: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

@Pixel_Addict12/16/1998 08:40LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Angelfire_User04/23/2004 22:24Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@SpiceGirls_Fan04/30/2011 06:09Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Fresh_Prince_9012/01/2004 23:53In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/10/1999 04:00What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Saved_By_The_Bell01/31/2015 01:48I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@PeanutButter_J10/16/2007 16:23It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/30/2013 20:46The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!