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2019 Legacy: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
My mother-in-law has come round to...
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
What are the two worst things...
What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »
The Gardening Advice
Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »
60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
The Parrot's Choice
Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to avoid spoilers for Avengers: ...read more »

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The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
The Babysitting Offer
We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so ...read more »
1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »
2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior11/27/2010 15:48I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@DialUp_Dreamer01/02/2009 03:40Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Java_Script_Kid08/25/2007 08:22Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Overclocker_Pro01/10/2008 16:42My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Requiem_Dreamer11/11/2013 01:52That was intense... and funny!
@Brazil_Terry_G05/18/2008 15:42Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Green_Day_Fan05/01/1995 19:37Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Mini_Me_Rocks06/16/2012 01:20... (Laughter in silence).
@Blink_Tag_User04/28/2004 21:48<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@About_Dot_Com01/25/2011 06:51The human guide to online humor.

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