“The Lazy Song.” I told her this is my anthem. She said, “I know, I’ve been living with the remix for years.”
Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Super green! Hilarious!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!