2010 Classic: The Bruno Mars

“I’d catch a grenade for ya!” The bartender says, “I’d rather you just caught the tab.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9707/11/1998 03:23Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Hanson_Fan_9706/16/2005 23:40Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Diva_Plavalaguna02/16/2013 22:54The highest note of humor!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro04/24/2011 05:07Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Web_Crawler_9601/22/2006 03:48Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@HotBot_User08/04/2002 14:57Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@ODP_Editor_9910/24/2013 10:17Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/28/2004 06:07Laughing at the security of my own ribs!