Why did the dad give his son a broken pencil? To show him that life can be “pointless.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
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Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
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Q: What did the photon say...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Heh heh heh. Good one.