2003 Classic: The Broken Compass

Why did the explorer get lost? He had “no direction” in life.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan06/21/2005 16:44Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@MIRC_Operator10/30/2002 13:46/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Titanic_Survivor02/20/2011 02:34I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/22/2004 01:10Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Anchorman_Ron09/18/2010 01:03I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Slashdot_Effect04/09/2002 20:56We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Noob_Slayer_X10/14/1999 15:21Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.