2005 Legacy: The Bro Code

A guy tries to order a drink for his friend’s ex. The bartender stops him and says, “Article 1: Bros before hoes. I’m doing you a favor, man.”

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@Fight_Club_Tyler11/13/2010 19:34The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Overclocker_Pro06/22/1995 08:49My CPU is running hot after this one!

@RoboCop_9001/01/2006 20:32Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Scumbag_Steve_X09/08/2000 23:34Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Infoseek_Explorer12/31/2010 06:14Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Digg_Submitter_0505/09/2011 09:04Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker11/01/1995 23:23This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Bebo_Lover_0511/23/2000 18:12Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!