2015 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich

Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They were acting odd.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

It was framed.read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero03/30/2001 10:37I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@WebTV_Viewer05/21/2004 12:36Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@SpiceGirls_Fan03/02/2000 02:59Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Encarta_Explorer08/07/2002 15:58I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan02/13/1999 05:27I am crying... with laughter!

@Student_Life_0101/15/1996 18:17Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Baxter_The_Dog11/17/2000 00:41Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@GL_HF_Runner10/26/2015 02:28Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!