Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
One does not simply read one joke.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
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