Why did the broom retire in 2025? It wanted to make a “clean break” from the floor.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!